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Life is full of new journeys and discoveries. Regrettably, this is not one of them.

Was your Email to us rejected as SPAM?

If you think that your email to a domain hosted here has been incorrectly rejected as SPAM, then please send a concise message to the usual postmaster address: postmaster @@ KLUNKY dot CO dot UK

Please use a different address to avoid tripping SPAM detection, and an example would be for you to use Gmail accounts. If you wish to show us rejected content or email headers then use pastebin.com instead of sending the suspect content to us, because it'll rejected, again.

Do not expect your Email to make it through if the email Subject contains words like viagra or big breasts because your Email should be rejected as quality UCE (Unsolicited Commercial Email)

Was your Email marked as, or rejected as, a VIRUS? Ahhhh, run and take cover!

If Email was identified with a virus signature then normally it will be placed inside a small bottle with petrol and fuse, and then be sent back to you.

Was your Email ATTACHMENT rejected by our Email server?

These attachments are rejected:
ad[ep]|asd|ba[st]|c[ho]m|cmd|cpl|crt|dbx|dll|
exe|hlp|hta|in[fs]|isp|js|jse|lnk|md[etw]|
ms[cipt]|nws|ocx|ops|pcd|pi|pif|prf|reg|scf|
scr|sct|sh[bms]|swf|uue|vb|vb[esx]|vxd|wab|ws[cfh]
It might be better to wrap them up with another method.

What is UCE (Unsolicited Commercial Email)? Also known as SPAM.

The State of California, USA has a definition that is nicely summarized by FindLaw in this article (PDF file).
Original article located here (PDF file).

Who provides a good Real Time Blacklist and SPAM filtering services?
Writing as of 2011, these chaps provide a good well natured RBL service, and some excellent anti-spam services: JunkEmailFilterThis list is not an angry list. We focus on the reality of what really works."
Want a solid SPAM classification software?
In 2018 we moved from SpamAssassin to Rspamd. SA is an highly effective spam classifying system, a defacto standard, well supported with a huge installed base, but the new kid on the block RSPAMD is very light weight, fast and quite effective. SA rules are intuative to write and we dropped 1000s of lines of custom rules, but found we didn't really need them which is a pity because I loved writing SA rules. Rspamd uses LUA. https://www.rspamd.com or https://spamassassin.apache.org

Cordially, Klunky émail