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Was your Email to us rejected as SPAM?

If you think that your email to a domain hosted here has been incorrectly rejected as SPAM, then please send a concise message to the usual postmaster address:

postmaster @@ KLUNKY dot CO dot UK

Please use a different address to avoid tripping SPAM detection. An example would be a Gmail account. If you wish to show the rejected content or email headers then use pastebin.com instead of sending the suspect content to us, as it'll rejected as SPAM.

Do not expect your Email to make it through if the email Subject contains words like viagra or big breasts. The Email will be rejected as quality UCE (Unsolicited Commercial Email)

Was your Email marked as, or rejected as, a VIRUS?

If an Email is identified with a virus signature then normally it will be rejected, and a message returned to you explaining what the identifed messages was.

Messages are scanned twice, and the header X-Spam-Virus might set to Yes by the anti-virus software if a virus is found. In this case the server silently discards your message into the aether. No one read your message, and our mail system will not tell you that it was discarded.

Was your Email ATTACHMENT rejected by our Email server?

These attachments are rejected: ad[ep]|asd|ba[st]|c[ho]m|cmd|cpl|crt|dbx|dll|exe|hlp|hta|in[fs]
|isp|js|jse|lnk|md[etw]|ms[cipt]|nws|ocx|ops|pcd|pi|pif|prf|reg|scf|scr|sct|sh[bms]|swf|uue|vb|vb[esx]
|vxd|wab|ws[cfh] It might be better to wrap these up with another method.

What is UCE (Unsolicited Commercial Email)? Also known as SPAM.

The State of California, USA has a definition that is nicely summarized by FindLaw in this article (PDF file).

Original article located here (PDF file).

Who provides a good Real Time Blacklist and SPAM filtering services?
Writing as of 2011, these chaps provide a good well natured RBL service, and some excellent anti-spam services: JunkEmailFilter "This list is not an angry list. We focus on the reality of what really works."
Email storage policy
Klunky Email owns any communication received by any transmission protocol that is stored on the Klunky computer equipment. E.g a server, a network switch. Management and other authorized staff have the right to access any material in your email or on the computer equipment at any time. Your email might be forwarded to a third party. Please do not consider your electronic communication to be private or priviledged, if it was sent to an address hosted by Klunky Email. If you disagree with this policy then refrain from sending Email to an address hosted here.


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Note: "computers in the future may have only 1,000 thermionic valves (vacuum tubes) and perhaps weigh only 1.5 tonnes", -POPULAR MECHANICS, MARCH 1949