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Life is full of new journeys and discoveries. Regrettably, this is not one of them.

Simon runs this site.

This was a deejay web site....
...Previously it was a photography site.
...Previoulsy Simon thought it would make a good rock store site.
...Now it's a silly site, yet luckily runs an Email server for Klunky!

If you want something useful try his blogging site on www.klunky.org.
...If you want a UNIX/Linux system engineer click on the Contacts tab now!

Email storage policy

Klunky Email owns any communication received by any transmission protocol that is stored on the Klunky computer equipment. E.g a server, a network switch. Management and other authorized staff have the right to access any material in your email or on the computer equipment at any time.

Your email might be forwarded to a third party. Please do not consider your electronic communication to be private or priviledged, if it was sent to an address hosted by Klunky Email.

If you disagree with this policy then refrain from sending Email to an address hosted here.

Was your Email ATTACHMENT rejected by our Email server?

These attachments are rejected:
ad[ep]|asd|ba[st]|c[ho]m|cmd|cpl|crt|dbx|dll|exe|hlp|hta|in[fs]|isp|js|jse|lnk|md[etw]|
ms[cipt]|nws|ocx|ops|pcd|pi|pif|prf|reg|scf|scr|sct|sh[bms]|swf|uue|vb|vb[esx]|vxd|wab|ws[cfh]

It might be better to wrap these up with another method.


Email accounts on klunky.co.uk are unavailable for the general public. So save yourself the trouble!   The domain klunky.co.uk belongs to us.

Cordially, Klunky émail